. . . The Brad Pitt TV ad for Chanel #5 perfume.

. . . He’s the new face of the “eau de parfum.” Gimme a Break!

. . . It’s arty. Done in black and white. The lighting keeps changing dramatically, like the wind blowing in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Romney's gotta show he has emotions.  Haven't we learned he’s a feelin’ man over the past couple of weeks?

. . . It'll be 65 degrees in the hall.  That's what the candidates agreed upon.

. . . Nevertheless, “The Heat Is On” (Glenn Frey, on MCA Records, from 1985).

. . . That’s what I’d call Mitt Romney and President Obama.

. . . Romney was loaded for bear and Obama was laid back.

. . . Peter Alexander “reported” on NBC Nightly News that Romney “fueled up on a peanut butter and ‘honey’ sandwich” in preparation for the debate. That sounds gooey.

. . . The soccer player is underwear modeling for H&M, sporting his David Beckham Bodywear briefs, longjohns and tank tops (along with his many tattoos) in print ads and on TV.

. . . Half-naked.

. . . In your face.

. . . “You won the Dee Snider weekend!” yells the heavy-metal frontman for Twisted Sister at an unsuspecting homeowner as he and his group of partiers appear at her front door, enter the house and proceed to party down, tossing buckets of Cheetos in the air, knocking over potted plants and generally wreaking havoc all over the living room rug.

. . . The face-painted, red vinyl platform shoe-wearing “man of the house” appears to be a head banger too and gleefully joins in with the raucous crowd, dancing and flailing about.

. . . He even body surfs and crashes to the floor but looks up and insists, “I’m good.”

. . . “Nobody cleans the rock ‘n’ roll out of your carpet like Stanley Steemer,” says the announcer.