. . .Congress, that is. The plaintiffs came back fromChristmasbreak to deal with the budget package so the country doesn’t fall off the cliff.
. . .Now here comes the judge. (“Here Comes the Judge” –Pigmeat Markham,1968onChess Recordsand byShorty LongonSoul Records, also1968– two separate songs.)
. . .Speaker of the HouseJohn Boehnerlikes holding up a giant gavel that’s as big as a croquet mallet to show that he’s still in charge even though a plan he had on the docket for tax hikes was rejected by conservatives.
. . .So saidMike Tysonon theYahoo! Sportsshow “In Depth,” and before that onConan O’Brien’sshow and also in hisBroadwayshow (“Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth’) this past summer.
. . .I guess he meant that he lost his, uh, manhood, when he saw his former wife,Robin Givens(“Head of the Class”), drive up to the house withBrad Pitt, of all people.
. . . The soccer player is underwear modeling for H&M, sporting his David Beckham Bodywear briefs, longjohns and tank tops (along with his many tattoos) in print ads and on TV.
